we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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