my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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