i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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