Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
smell my finger.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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