But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
we're making bets on your personal life
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
