Tell her she can't have a vagina
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
