Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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