my vag is so smooth its legendary
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Randomize
