Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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