Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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