So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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