More tranny stories later!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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