He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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