i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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