can u get pink eye on your cock?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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