This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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