Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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