We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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