is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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