I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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