idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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