I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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