It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Couch. On fire.
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