Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wanna passion pit in your ass
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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