Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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