Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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