don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Found the puke drawer
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
