youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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