thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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