do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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