Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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