Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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