Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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