Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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