i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
