He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
wow bdsm is so cute
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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