If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I want a musical about memes.
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