I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
honey bunches of taint.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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