gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i think my tv is drunk
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
