i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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