why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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