i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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