I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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