Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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