Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
