So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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