I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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