I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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