chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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