Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
