We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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