and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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