I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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