i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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